truuunicorn: being insecure fucking sucks because people always think you’re saying shit for attention or to get compliments but I don’t want attention because attention means more people noticing my flaws and I don’t want compliments because I don’t even know how to take them
galacticdad: growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
saddeer: I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
cheerupsmelly: i bet the announcement is that ur a little bitch
octupac: lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
mtvnotbullets: “Yeah, but nah.” - Australians. All of them.
hateruess: yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
mereperf: man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
populardad: there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this i shaved for this i put a bra on for you. i got off tumblr for you i am wearing real pants I went outside i got out of bed i woke up
volar-e: i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying
cumsquats: a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
vvant: advice for having the best life ever: dont have a crush
americugh: When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
yongmuney: stop drop and roll away from all your problems